Wow, Olympic Trials. Hmpf, might as well be a beer chugging contest. Everyone gets 3 beers and has less than 3 seconds to drink the first beer and the subsequent 2 have to drank in less than 6 seconds. Then each guy has to spin his head on a bat and then pin a tail on a moving donkey. Last but not least, here is where the bite comes into play, the rider has to ride two laps at a 17 second pace with an egg on a spoon.

This is a very plausible and scientific test to determine the mens to determine the mens Olympic Edurance Team.

Reasons for Utlilzing This Test:
1. Speed under pressure
2. Endurance thru the vertigo getting the tail onto the moving donkey
3. Bike Handling Skills: because who in the hell can hold an egg on a spoon after chugging 3 beers, spinning on a bat, pinning a tail on a moving donkey, and doing 2 laps at 17 second lap pace!?

ME THATS WHO!

Awe, okay, i’ll be a bit more serious.

3km flat stick. Fastest guy is an automatic selection for the games, and the second guy is nominated by coaches selection.

Bring it on!

4 guys going for 2 spots. All have raced and known one another for a long time. It will be interesting because it will be,

hard
fast
nervous
heartbreaking
dream making
dream shattering
exciting
etc
etc
etc.