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	<title>Comments on: Problematic Boner, and Methods for Counteracting While on Massage Table</title>
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		<title>By: pinkster</title>
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		<dc:creator>pinkster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:37:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mike- If you ever drop out of cycling you would do quite well as a comedian.

I have a strange twist to your massage story..

I got a massage last week (here in beautiful boulder) after a long ride.

I often pound a  fruit/veggie shake w/flaxseed and protein after long rides.  So its only after I am naked under the towel do I remember that those shakes give me SERIOUS gas.  I almost passed out from the buildup after about 30 minute so I tried to sneak one out. No noise, but both the (female) masseuss and her dog Emily gave me the look of horror. It was one of those farts that even was too much for me (the author) to bear!

Whats a man to do??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mike- If you ever drop out of cycling you would do quite well as a comedian.</p>
<p>I have a strange twist to your massage story..</p>
<p>I got a massage last week (here in beautiful boulder) after a long ride.</p>
<p>I often pound a  fruit/veggie shake w/flaxseed and protein after long rides.  So its only after I am naked under the towel do I remember that those shakes give me SERIOUS gas.  I almost passed out from the buildup after about 30 minute so I tried to sneak one out. No noise, but both the (female) masseuss and her dog Emily gave me the look of horror. It was one of those farts that even was too much for me (the author) to bear!</p>
<p>Whats a man to do??</p>
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		<title>By: jim</title>
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		<dc:creator>jim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 01:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>my penis is 22 inches soft so the therapist is always crious</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>my penis is 22 inches soft so the therapist is always crious</p>
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		<title>By: visit</title>
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		<dc:creator>visit</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 10:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great Site, Yeah. Hope you can improve it again!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great Site, Yeah. Hope you can improve it again!</p>
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		<title>By: jason</title>
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		<dc:creator>jason</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 00:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Another classic. Too funn! 

I&#039;ve had one massage in my life. I was in pain from not being able to relax. She was hot and I&#039;ve never been more embarrassed in my life. 

j</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another classic. Too funn! </p>
<p>I&#8217;ve had one massage in my life. I was in pain from not being able to relax. She was hot and I&#8217;ve never been more embarrassed in my life. </p>
<p>j</p>
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		<title>By: biscuit</title>
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		<dc:creator>biscuit</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 19:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A well educated massage therapist I know told me she was taught a well placed &quot;thumb&quot; on the side of the afore mentioned &quot;tent pole&quot; would do the trick.  She believed the client was paying for relaxation and it didn&#039;t offend her. She personnaly hasn&#039;t even delivered the &quot;thump&quot; so to speak.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A well educated massage therapist I know told me she was taught a well placed &#8220;thumb&#8221; on the side of the afore mentioned &#8220;tent pole&#8221; would do the trick.  She believed the client was paying for relaxation and it didn&#8217;t offend her. She personnaly hasn&#8217;t even delivered the &#8220;thump&#8221; so to speak.</p>
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		<title>By: nikki</title>
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		<dc:creator>nikki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 00:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So did like your problems like this only come up when Brad was doing the massage?   :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So did like your problems like this only come up when Brad was doing the massage?   <img src='http://www.mikefriedman.missingsaddle.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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