I have been Baptized
Sup April 7th, 2008Okay, well, here I am, sitting in Girona, home away from home for the next three days. I have competed in the biggest races this year, and had some of the craziest experiences that I have ever had. Two years ago, I was a first year pro, and three years ago, I was at Penn State, dating some chick who told me to get a real job. Funny, how life works out, because never in a million years would I have thought I’d be here at this moment. Just returned from the Tour of Flanders, battered and bruised. It was a true brothel of a race and an epic race the way i’ve always read about and pictured in my head. I saw more than four seasons in one day. Warm sun, warm rain, cold rain, snow, sleet, snow/rain, hail, wind, tail wind, cross wind, etc. I took a rightful crash up and over the bars, after some idiot in front of me hit a photographer. When I came to too and was searching for my bike in the tangle that used to be high class race machines (both bodies, and bikes) I couldn’t find it. I looked up the road, and then down, and lying about 50 feet down the road was my steed. After a quick yell into the radio, “Meatball Down, in need of bike”, I did a quick trot to find my wrecked piece lying miserably in a heap. A spectator was there immediately to ask me for my bottles, “Biddon sil vou plais”. I just looked at him in awe, and just handed him the bottles that had been ripped off my bike. I couldn’t believe it, although, I will say it was hailing terrible weather, and yet he was still there in support. What else could I do. Got the new bike, and joined with Lampre to take up Ballan to the group again. I was pretty dazed though. I had an instant headache, and a very sore neck. It was almost immediately, but I couldn’t stop, even though I knew it was the smart thing to do. It’s Flanders, I can’t wuss out. We chased, got back on, and I wasn’t the same. I got back to the front, but was in and out. I felt good, and then bad, and then good, and then really bad. My head was throbbing, as if I had a terrible hangover, and I couldn’t barely hold my head up due to my neck. This the second time I’ve been really hurt in a crash. The first was at the Six Day in Burnaby where I hurt my wrist/hand that still hurts, but that’s another story. I didn’t slide in this crash. I just went over the bars, sent the bike airmail down the road, and smashed the pavement with my head. I drank a lot of milk as a kid, and still do. Does the body good. Love the milkstache I get. Leave it there all day. The crowds were amazing. Belgium is well, one of my new favorite places to race. Everyone there was so supportive. I was crawling alone, and off the back of the bunch up the Kwaremont, and back on before the koppenburg and then off again until I pulled into the 2nd feed for the car. Everyone yelled for me, “Meatball GO GO GO, AHHAHH SLIPSTREAM MEATBALL!” Funny, and amazing. Truly, truly amazing. BELGIAN FANS I LOVE YOU, I PROMISE I’LL BE BACK IN FORCE! Zabel is an ass. I was on the white line on the left side of the road, and this Milram rider just came over on me, and cut me off, nearly crashing me. I yelled some foul words, swung to the right, and punched the jerk in the arse. He turned, at which point I saw who it was, (doesn’t matter to me), and he tell me, “Don’t Be An A hole”. I was dumbstruck. I couldn’t even respond because he was so stupid for saying such a dumb remark, when clearly he was the A Hole! Eh, that’s racing.As big G says, “It’s Flanders Meatball, everyone is in everyones way”. Aight time for bed my friends, Sorry it took so long to update, been on the road getting my head kicked in.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I was going to call you weak for not finishing, but I will have to save that for another day! Sounds like you had a “proper” crash. Good to catch up in Manchester, shame you’re not doing Gent-Wevelgem as I’m going to be on the Kemmelberg, good luck for Paris Roubaix!
April 7th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
dude, can I have your bottles?
April 7th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Get a real job Mike! I knew I was right to have dumped your big plump arse.
Jennifer
April 7th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Oh Jennifer oh Jennifer take me back. I can’t live without you.
You are so beautiful to me…
I wanna kiss you all over and over and again…
You like big butts and you cannot deny when I walk in and put my plump arse in your face you get warm…
I have no idea who this is, but I love it and had to reply. Thanks for keeping me up late at night
April 7th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
He Mike ,
come back soon to Belgium
I WILL yell mi head of when you pass next race you are over here
greetz
Geert
April 7th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Screw you Mike! You’re a loser anyway. Riding a bike for money?! What kind of fool are you?! Have fun with your stupid games!
April 7th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
I knew you liked us older women.
http://www.mikefriedman.missingsaddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/img00099.jpg
April 7th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Being older, we knew your potential. How could she resist you when you look so good? LOL!
April 8th, 2008 at 7:32 am
Great story. Can’t wait to read more through the season. Good luck!
April 8th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
After reading ProCyling (p72), others might’ve wished you hit Zabel a bit harder for running you off like that. I didn’t care for him much and now after this I wonder what more think.
Keep your ground and give ‘em hell on Sunday!!!
April 9th, 2008 at 3:02 am
All of this Classics racing should put you in proper form for Turkey Hill! Are you going to be on the Philly squad this year?
Seriously though, keep it up. You are making PA (and JoePa) proud.
April 9th, 2008 at 4:53 am
Lou and I were cracking up about you punching Zabel in the arse. And if he cant laugh about a butt-punch, then he is the arse. Good luck this weekend!
April 9th, 2008 at 5:52 am
Funny you punched Zabel in the ass. Would you have done it if you knew it was him, though? Keep it up. Make us big boys proud! Good luck in Roubaix.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:02 am
I was out there yelling ‘Meatball’ for ya on the bergs. It’s not just the Belgians cheering the racers.
damn that Jennifer and next time punch Zabel in the nutz…
Be well.