Does anyone else get all “horned” up when they see all the thongs and bras hanging in the trees while ascending the ski lift? Does this mean a vast number of woman or naked under their snow bunny outfits? What do they do, go in for a hot chocolate, strip, come back out and throw it in the trees?

 I’m all horned up when I ski now. It’s a problem… I like it.

DAVE:  GIVE ME A FING BREAK MAN. I don’t sit at home sipping my coffee, tickling myself. I’m on the freaking road, racing my bike all year long. Look I just crashed twice once on new years eve day and once again on new years day, got back up and finished both races. I still have four more days of it. What did you do? I still love you, but shitfire bro, I need to sleep a little. I promise it will be good.